Pay Someone To Write My Paper

“Can I pay someone to take my online class tonight?”
“Are you a research writing service or a creative writing service?”
“How much do I have to pay someone to write my paper for me?
“If I pay someone to write my paper, are they going to plagiarize?”
“Can I pay someone to write my paper now, but also for the rest of the semester?”
“What assurances do I have when I pay someone to write my paper for me?”